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Introduction/Capitalism Adam Smith was a creeper.
He used to finger women in line at the bank.
He used to finger women in line at the store.
One time he fingered a man at the poker table.
None of them ever knew it was him.
It’s easy to fuck people with an invisible hand.
Last week the Michigan Militia plotted to blow up a government building.
Last week a pro-lifer murdered an abortionist.
Last week Lil W cried during the national anthem.
Last week Glenn Greenwald blogged about CEO bonuses.
Sex/Religion Jimmy Swaggart walks into a brothel.
Swaggart: “I’ll take one ginger, please.”
Cashier: “Sir, this is a Popeye’s Chicken.”
Swaggart: “But the author just said [click to continue…]
Producer Pretty Lights is throwing caution to the wind and the typical LP release to the curb to make room for an upcoming trio of EP releases. Motivated by an online audience hungry for tracks and armed with short attention spans, Pretty Lights will be cranking out each release seemingly unshaken by the idea of recording each EP and releasing it only weeks later. The busy producer will also be fitting in a full tour with stops at SXSW, Ultra Music Fest, and Coachella (see tour dates after the jump).