2010
Dually Noted

Dually Noted is a new, all-original Above the Fold segment. Check back every Sunday for the new one.
Introduction/Capitalism
Adam Smith was a creeper.
He used to finger women in line at the bank.
He used to finger women in line at the store.
One time he fingered a man at the poker table.
None of them ever knew it was him.
It’s easy to fuck people with an invisible hand.
Jingoism/Patriotism
Last week the Michigan Militia plotted to blow up a government building.
Last week a pro-lifer murdered an abortionist.
Last week Lil W cried during the national anthem.
Last week Glenn Greenwald blogged about CEO bonuses.
Sex/Religion
Jimmy Swaggart walks into a brothel.
Swaggart: “I’ll take one ginger, please.”
Cashier: “Sir, this is a Popeye’s Chicken.”
Swaggart: “But the author just said lanjut →









